My Top 5 Most Exciting Games In Sports History

5. Jordan Returns!!! Chicago vs Indiana 1995

4.Ohio State gives Illini their 1st loss of the season(2005)

3.Ohio State upsets Miami(Fl) to win the National Championship

2.HOLY BUCKEYE!!!! Ohio State defeats Purdue to remain unbeaten with a gutsy call on 4th down

1.Arizona vs Illinois 2005 Regional Semifinal

My Top 5 Songs at the Moment

5.Mobb Deep-Get Away

4.SF Anthem-San Quinn

3.Kanye West & Kid Cudi-Welcome to Heartbreak

2.Nas-Stillmatic Intro

1. Styles P-I'm Black

How the fuck you gon' get mad at me over a nightmare YOU had????

I swear, if I sneeze, this woman will find a way to get mad about that.

I can't even watch a fuckin' football or basketball game w/ out it bein' viewed as me "doin' my own thang" or selfish.

I feel like I'm in the muthafuckin' 3rd grade.

I can't do shit around here.

NEWSFLASH: I'm a grown ass man!!!!!!!!!

It was a study that showed that Black women are the least desired women in the world. It ain't got shit to do w/ looks because I know y'all fine, but y'all got the ugliest attitudes of any race of women in the world.

Wit' that bein' said, I love my girl, but still......

Black women, you have to stop being so loud and confrontational

Now this is all stuff my homie told me. I will try and quote him the best way I can:


Real talk, and you wonder why so many Black men leave your asses while you are pregnant and get with white women. You mad?

White women stand by their men while Black women will cheat on their men for a nigga with a more expensive throwback jersey and Bathing Ape sneakers.

smh @ Black women having 8 kids and not knowing who the daddies are.

"(insert name here) you are NOT the father" - Maury

If you want a Black woman, just throw on a LeBron jersey and some some new Jordans and that pussy is yours.

If I trip, I would never fall because the white woman I am with will catch me.

Becky's lesbo experiment at 14 is better than Shaniqua's 2nd child at 13

I guess the homie came across a few bad Black women in his life. Why y'all scar the boy like that???!!! LOL

Message to the crew over at SOHH.COM

I send a big "fuck you" out to the mods(i guess Rettas is cool) that banned me. I send an even bigger "fuck you" to the posters OneCOCKYmf and Infinite!. You all are bitches. Your mommas are bitches. Your dead family members that you cried over are bitches too. I'm gonna write a tv show based on you and your family members. I will call it "The Bitches".



Shout outs are in order for d-weezy, Mr. Smoke Weed, Dierdre, The Real, Da King, MartinAsante, skeetsinternal, Taadow, LadyDoe, J-Gunz, Lil' Ripsta, Step Into A World, Sawn Off Leatha Face, jagwar paw, Bkgiggles86, Arcavian, Diggy dat Niggy,dac234, mr swag, Haze Luvah, resurrection, Alabaster Holt, rodimusprime, houston911, Ollie Williams, Lux Aeterna, Dr. Liggins, escobar 06, Dre Y2, paranoid joe, keon, Ed Gizzle, VD>UM, atlbound, CTK, K-Matic, jcizzle,Phukk tha World, The ADD, Addicted 2 Me, WHO GOT SUM WEED, 89oakland-blackouts, Malcolm and if I forgot anybody, blame it on the head, not the heart.


If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack, maybe you'll love me when I fade to black.

Don't waste your time arguing with your woman. Do this.

You two go get something to eat. McDonald's or something. Drive backwards thru the drive thru and make HER order the food. The look on the other people's face in the drive thru and the workers inside will be priceless.

You could also drive thru there the conventional way and do this:

You to the speaker: Yeah, let me get a number 10 w/ a Coke.

You to her: What do you want????

Her to you: Let me get a Big Mac meal w/ an ice water.

You to the speaker: And let me get a chicken McNugget Happy Meal w/ an orange drink and a girl toy.

You to her: Act like a kid, eat like a kid.

My boy's girl wants a 3some(them and another girl)but she has rules

1. It has to be a total stranger that they will NEVER see again.

2. He CAN'T touch the other girl, only SHE can.He asked me what was the best way to find a girl that they'd never see again that would be down w/ this.

My suggestion was to take a trip to another city and hire an escort.

I didn't ask him about rule number 2, but fellas, wouldn't that one raise your eyebrows???

Who is this 3some REALLY for???
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Faking An Injury to Take Attention Away From Making A Mistake In Sports

*fills the left lane on a 2-1 break*

*catches ball*

*misses layup*

*falls down*

*grabs ankle*

This 1st blog is just a test

I just want to see how it looks and how it feels to have a blog. Oh, best believe, I have some interesting subjects to vent about.